Hey Valley,

Johnny Depp is sooo hot how could anyone not love him as a pirate!!  It sounds like your client may start to come off a little more as the pirate from Dodge Ball!!  Would you agree that with out all the eye liner and pirate clothes Jack Sparrow would look like a young head?  Actually one of my friends with dreads was Jack Sparrow for Halloween.  She pulled it off extremly well!  You may want to look for pitcures of hippies for ideas.  Try some music festival websites.  Look for pitcures of fans and the crowds.  Phish defintely has pitcures of there festivals you may want to search Phish, Coventry, Pitcures.  Or try Bonnaroo.com, walther-productions has a festival called All Good, might find some pics. there.  Hmmm, more festival, Gathering of the Vibes... Maybe relix.com or jambands.com can point u to some good sights w/ pics of fans.  Good Luck w/ this one!!!

ps did u know Depp's Jack Sparrow tattoo is real? 

keith richards? Can you guys really believe that these guys are still alive? they completely defy the odds for Rock n Roll....

johnny depp  always has been and always will  HOT in my book

JACK SPARROW!*?!

Pardom me Luv

I guess ye never seen me foto's hey? Tell ya a lil' story about Sparrow. If ya don't believe me....ask good ol' Marty Klebba...he'll tell ya!(Jack owes us a ship) Yeah, I found out two months too late that I missed the audition for extras in LA for POTC 2. Them bloomin dogs held it in July 05'...No doubt...Me luck ran out!

I'm all around mates!! But me fotos can only be seen from a site that cannot be found, except for those who already knows where it is...savvy?? I swear upon pain of death it's me....promise!!

Look here...copy and paste this...      http://thepotcfandom.proboards21.com/  when ye find it, scroll down to "introduce yourself" click on it, then go to page 2, look down to the second one and you will see good ol' hairtrigger... click on that...then ye scallywags can finally see what I look like!!!!

And Yes that shall be me real hair!!! Or it was!!!!

all financial analyst aboard!!! all hairdressers on deck!!! come about ye misfits...raise all sales!!!

LOL X 1,000,000,000

Midlife crisis??? So ye think!!!!! Wy's me rumm gone???

This ain't no midlife crisis for me vlllygrrl....this is what happens after me midlife crisis.....have ye seen the yellow eyeballs on the face and eyes!!!! Now that might be a little tricky....But ol' trigger...oops hairtrigger will pull it off, don't ya worry none. My kids are way past the point of scared....they got over being embarrassed long ago.

m2....pardon the correction....but like everyone almost....Jack Sparrow was NOT created after Keith Richards.....Trust me on this one....I can look up the site for ya....but Depp himself said of all things....Captain Jack Sparrow was derived from the character Pepe Le Pew'.....Simply because everything goes right over his head. No matter how bad it is, how bad the crisis, he holds his chin high and keeps up the sarcasm....as if to say nothing can touch me!!! Funny but true!!! I see you!!! See you Later!!!!

I told you all of this to give you an idea of where I come from. One last thing that I am not too interested in telling to the whole world mainly because people judge....is right before my ex-wife left, I quit a 25 year drug habit cold turkey. Mainly because I didn't want my sons finding me out. Then I realized I had to do it for myself. I give God all of the credit because he truly does work miricles. I don't miss it. I don't crave it. I haven't smoked dope in over 2 years, and I never will again. I never did drink. I never did chemical drugs. I was just a smoker. It was my life and who I was. Now for the first time in my adult life or since childhood, I am straight. Being sober is really weird to me. I still feel that I am in my twenties....When I was at MasterCuts, I met the most wonderful woman who understands me better than I understand myself. 5 months after I started my divorce went through and about that time is when I saw Pirates of the Caribbean for the first time. I went insane. I saw myself for some reason. You must understand, Jack had life changing experience when he was left to die on that island the first time. When he was left there with Elizabeth the second time, and said, That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship.  I related it to my life.  That's the second time I had to watch that woman leave with another man and my kids. The anger sat in. Just like with Jack. I had something to prove to the whole world. That was....this just ain't a halloween gig, this is really me. I am real. I have suffered. I have given it all up to survive. I don't care....and nobody can stop me. I became the character. I practiced the voice night and day....until I became Captain Jack Sparrow....

1. yes that is my hair. I had some synthetic dreadlocks in front to match the rest.

2. You should be able to answer this yourself with everything I have just said....My answer is...revenge. Revenge on a society that once kicked me to the curb and said I was too old and burnt out to impress anyone. Who said you should grow up and cut your hair. I also won a trip to Las Vega in my first halloween contest and never got to go because of my schedule. After that I was hooked on it. Being Johnny Depp and having the whole world in your hands, just for a moment.

3. I did no tanning. I think most of that is my camera for some reason my face always seems to turn out really tan. Yes I tan easily. My girlfriend always does all of my makeup. She does a great job. She is the one who inspired me to do this whole thing.

4. I have done it for no reason at all. Go into clubs just to watch peoples mouth fall open. I once pulled out my plastic pistol and pointed it at a sherriff as he was admiring me. He didn't think it was too funny!!!!

I am glad you liked the photos. When I look at those photos now, I see the real me. I don't know who this is I keep seeing in the mirror now. You must understand my life has been played out in reverse compared to my dreams and goals from my youth. When I was a young child, I was convinced that I would someday be another Clint Eastwood who was my mothers favorite. I did nothing but dream. Then when puberty hit, I saw KISS on TV and everything changed. Then I wanted to be a rock star. My mother rebeled against that. I was 20 before I got out on my own and bought my first guitar. Rock was in it's prime but I couldn't seem to get away from the show. So I took a class in Modeling and Acting. The second week of that class is when my mother died. I was too depressed after that to carry on so I quit.

I chased rock n roll for about 20 years in one way or another. I was in killer bands. I had my name and photos in the paper. I've actually had 16 year old chics ask for autographs. When I did my solo recordings I had one of my songs on the radio at one time. After alternative wiped out rock n roll I knew it would never happen for me at least to the capacity to where I wanted to be. By this time, I was married had two sons and was in the phase of blowing all of my money my mother had left me trying to get my act together. I did not want to wake up wondering how I was going to feed my children. So I went to my next passion. HAIR....

I thought people would respect me if I did hair. I figured I could make a good living, enjoy what I do, and people would take me seriously. I was trying to settle down the wild man inside that wreckless abandon had created. Hair had been something that had always drove me crazy with passion and I knew I would not miss the music. And I haven't....Still don't.

it's so good to see you on here!  What an incredible life story!  Your stories are such an inspiration to me!  It makes me never want to give up and keep going!  thankyou!L

And Val its so great to see you on the board as always.  Hope you are having a nice day!L.

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mine is on my profile.  also emailed you last night but couldn't go through.

Hairtrigger where are you!!!??

Thanks for your compliment...

Since we are on the subject...

My email is   hairgods@hotmail.com  or   hairgods@sbcglobal.net  

Sorry hairgod.....beat ya to that one!!!!LOL

Michelle

Don't sweat the small stuff.   

Dear gang-

I would like to encourage you to add you email to your profile.  That way you can network with others if you desire.  Just click on your screen name and update your profile!  Have a great weekend.

Cindy Farr Hester  Asst Moderator

Michelle

Don't sweat the small stuff.   

Never post your email in a public forum.  This forum can be picked up by robots trolling websites and will gather your info and BAM you will be hit with many junk emails- not just a couple.  I am talking hundreds of junk email per day.  If you want to post your email- make sure it is a separate one from your home one.  Like a hotmail or yahoo acct.  That way if the mail gets out of control, you can stop using it.  You have no choice but to keep your personal ISP email and it sucks when your email address becomes public.

Also, when emailing multiple people always use BCC do not post multiple emails in the "to" box.  You would be surprised at the amount of people who would appreciate it.  (Sorry for the unsolicited advice)

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Mina2 it's really good advice. I actually was able to do so good with not getting spam e-mail for almost 2 years. Then about 5 months ago, my sister sent something to me from some goofy site and spam has been relentless ever since. I used to go a few days without getting anything in my e-mail which was great. now I open up to 10-20 each time I open my e-mail. It's increasingly getting worse.

Every now and then I keep getting an e-mail from some doof selling shears who got my e-mail from this site and no matter how many times I hit "report as spam" he still gets into my main inbox. drives me nuts.

Michelle, with all due respect, I hate the fact that any of us have to use a spam filter. I refuse to accept this stuff as normal everyday life. I hate seeing e-mails with the awful misspellings like the one I got yesterday: "former president bill klinton uses voagra" Do people really fall for this stuff? Don't we have any right to privacy?

If this board wants to encourage confidential user participation with eachother than perhaps it should install a member instant messaging system that will protect the users? just an idea.

I understand your frustratuion.

I started to use them because most viruses come from the spam and junk mail. I have spent alot of money on my work and home pc and would rather filter that loose the PC's

Michelle

Don't sweat the small stuff.   

right- that's why it's so important not to open any spam especially the ones with attachments. The ones with attachments can make your computer the one that sends out more spam unbeknownst to you. Totally dumbfounding to me, but it can do it!

When I was a boothrenter, I had my computer at home but used it frequently to order products and do research etc. online. So I was able to write off half my internet bill for the year. But I also wrote off all of the amounts I spent on anti-spyware protection, the firewall protection, virus protection etc. Print out and save the receipts & I listed it under subscriptions.

Michelle

Don't sweat the small stuff.